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Q: How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A: It's not hard.

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.

Q: What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman?
A: Sexual harassment.

Q: What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?
A: $3.99 a minute.

Q: How are women and rocks alike?
A: You skip across the flat ones.

Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A: It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy.

Q: Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a - computer?
A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Because breasts don't have eyes.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a brick?
A: When you lay a brick, it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

Q: Whats a blondes favourite nursery rhyme?
A: Hump-me Dump-me. "

Q: Whats the difference between erotic and kinky?
A: Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken.

Q: Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?
A: So they know where to stop shaving.

Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.

Q: Why don't men fake orgasm?
A: Coz no man would pull those faces on purpose.

Q: What are the small bumps around a woman s nipples for?
A: It's Braille for 'Suck here.'

Q: Why do most women pay more attention to their appearance than to improving their minds?
A: Because most men are stupid but few are blind.

Q: What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 25-year-old doesn't?
A: Her navel.

Q: Why do women have tits?
A: So men will talk to them.

Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A: They don't have balls to scratch.

Q: What's the difference between a pub and a clitoris?
A: A guy can find a pub.

Q: Whats the difference between purple and pink?
A: The grip.

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