Did u know that a condom had a serial number?
I see, never had to unroll one that far.
Q . why dont wiches wear underwear
A . To get better grip on the broom
Q . what do you call a bleach blonde standing on her
A . a burnette with bad breath.
Q . what did the sign on the whore house say?
A . beat it we are closed
This women had a magic morror from which anything you wanted you got,so
one day she stood in front of the mirror and said I wish i had bigger
breasts and it happened so then she ran down stairs to show her husband
he was so amazed that he ran up stairs and stood infront of the mirror
and said i wish my dick could touch the floor and his legs fell off
G Robinson 27/05/2002
Q: IS IT SEXUAL HARASMENT IF YOU GO TO A WOMAN AND TELL HER, HER
HAIR SMELLS NICE?
A: WHAT IF THE MAN IS A DWARF?
there were two men riding horses.one of the men looked over and saw
a naked lady bathing in a pond.so they stop to watch her.after a few
minutes the first guy gets ready to leave,so the other asked him why.the
first guy said''''well,my mother once said that if I look at a naked
lady for more than five minutes I will turn to stone.'''''''' a man
went to the doctor to complain about his penis.the doc said what seems
to be the problem?the man said well my penis is orange and I don't
know why.the doc looked at the man and took some test.he had no idea
what was wrong with the man,so he asked him what he does on a daily
basis,the man said''''''well I eat cheetos and watch porn all day''''
A young woman goes to her doctor complaining that the insides of
her upper thighs have turned green.
The doctor examined her and asked her if by any chance she went out
with a Romany.
When she said yes the doctor said
"Well tell him his ear rings aren't real gold!!!"
Q. Why did God give women more brains than cows?
A. So that when you pull their tits they don't shit the floor.
Did you ever blow bubbles as as child?
yeh, well he's back in town and wants your new number.
what's white , smells and can be found in panties?
what do u say to a virgin when she sneezes?
Goes In Tight!
Why is Viagra like Disneyworld? - You have to wait an hour for a
three minute ride
Paul Smith 14/04/2002.
Q: How are women and rocks alike?
A: You skip across the flat ones.
Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A: It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy.
Grant King 20/04/2002