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I'm a practising heterosexual, but bisexuality immediately
doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
After making love, I said to my girl: "Was it
good for you too?" She said: "I don't think this was good
for anybody!"
I love the lines men use to get us into bed. "Please,
I'll only put it in for a minute." What am I, a microwave?
You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life
at all.
Wife: "Why don't you ever callout my name when
we're making love?" ! Husband: "Because I don't want to
wake you."
Why are condoms like cameras? -they both capture the
moment.
We got new advice as to what motivated men to walk upright:
to free his hands for masturbation.
A man said to his wife: "Honey, what do you say
that tonight we change positions?"
"OK," she said. "You stand by the ironing board and
I'll lie on the sofa and watch TV."
When a man and woman are trying to have sex, he will
often climax before she is ready. Sometimes he will climax before
she is, technically, in the room.
Why don't women blink during foreplay? -There isn't
time.
Husband: "Want a quickie?" Wife: "As
opposed to what?"
Why is sex like a game of bridge? -You don't need a
partner if you have a good hand.
Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided
you get between the right man and the right woman.
I'm a bad lover. I once caught a peeping tom booing
me.
I was making love to this girl and she started crying.
I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?"
She said, "No, I hate myself now."
Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone
I love.
I always thought music was more important than sex.
Then I thought if I don't hear a concert for a year and a half it
doesn't bother me.
Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
What do hookers do on their night off: type?
A hard man is good to find (Mae West).
My classmates would copulate with anything that moved,
but I never saw any reason to limit myself.
I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into
an alleyway and lost him.
A man went into a store to buy some condoms. "That's
1 dollar 15 plus tax," said the store assistant. "I don't
need tacks," said the man. "It'll stay up all by itself."
He says, "Come on, honey. I can't remember the
last time we made love." She says, "Well I can -and that's
why we're not."
Wife: "Why don't you ever callout my name when
we're making love?" Husband: "Because I don't want to wake
you."
I'm a practising heterosexual, but bisexuality immediately
doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
After making love, I said to my girl: "Was it good
for you too?" She said: "I don't think this was good for
anybody!"
We got new advice as to what motivated men to walk upright:
to free his hands for masturbation.
A man said to his wife: "Honey, what do you say
that tonight we change positions?" "OK," she said.
"You stand by the ironing board and I'll lie on the sofa and
watch TV"
When a man and woman are trying to have sex, he will
often climax before she is ready. Sometimes he will climax before
she is, technically, in the room.
Why is sex like a game of bridge? - You don't need a
partner if you have a good hand.
Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided
you get between the right man and the right woman.
I'm a bad lover. I once caught a peeping tom booing
me.
I was making love to this girl and she started crying.
I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?"
She said, "No, I hate myself now."
Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone
I love.
I always thought music was more important than sex.
Then I thought if I don't hear a concert for a year and a half it
doesn't bother me.
Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into
an alleyway and lost him.
A hard man is good to find.
My classmates would copulate with anything that moved,
but I never saw any reason to limit myself.
He says, "Come on, honey. I can't remember the
last time we made love." She says, "Well I can - and that's
why we're not."
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